Wednesday, April 29, 2009

#30 The Importance of Money Vs. Weight

30. 31 cent ice cream, is the best. Next year, i must remember that the cost of savings outweighs the number of calories. My only regret was not going for the third scoop.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

#29 The Importance of ignoring the opposite sex.

29. Impossible to read. A lost cause to figure out. I'm giving up on the signs and signals, and throwing in the towel on the "whys" and whats". So over it. You're better off to just go with the flow.

Monday, April 27, 2009

#28 The Importance of Pretty Toes

28. Pretty toes and pretty nails make me feel pretty.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

#27 The Importance of the Boiling Point

27. If you steam broccoli for too long it can burn. If you steam broccoli for too long, the water you're using to steam it with can also burn, and char your pot forever.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

#26 The Importance of Line Placement

26. When being forced to wait in a line, during down pour, it's best to position yourself amongst those with umbrellas. The layering effect takes place, and you stay pleasantly dry. Unless of course the people with the big umbrella, manage to get to the front of the line, leaving you high and...wet.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

#25 The Importance of Brushing Your Teeth

25. I still hate the dentist. I guess it's not something new i learned today, but it reassured my long-term hate for the dentist.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

#24 The Importance of Professionals

24. You gave up your passion for hairstyling when you opted for art school. You aren't a hairdresser. Give it up. Stop trying to cut your own hair. There's a reason people get trained in trades. Its because its not as easy as it looks.
No more cutting your own bangs. EVER!
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